Blast from the Past Take 2

This is also from Jake, from 2004. Maybe almost too far, but not really.


Apology Letter to Jesus,

By Jeni

Dear Jesus,

Sorry. Let me just get that out of the way. Do you realize how hard it is for me not to break my lent promises when I get drunk? You know about the googly eyes. Of course you do, you're the son of God. I had been drinking all day at the St. Patty's Day parade. Of course you know how that is (you being Irish and all). One thing led to another at the Average Joe party, With so many average looking guys around, I couldn't help myself. I mean how often are you able to say you hooked up with someone in a "Boner" jacket. I apologize again profusely for hooking up with a single member of the opposite sex and did not participate in lesbianism, orgies, threesomes, adultery, bag over the head, pony play, and bestiality like you had intended, o son of god. Please forgive me and do not damn me to burn in hell (which would be keeping my job for life 24/7 without a single beer). I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Please remember that I really do heart Jesus.

And scene,

Jeni